Unbelievable!!! The Ultimate Stupefyingly Simple Weight Loss Gizmo

I bet you’re dying to know just WHAT IT IS…?????????

Well first I need to set the context…

So I was learning what is the best way to change my fitness regime to finally get that belly fat busted.

I would be looking in the mirror, bowing my back into a crunch and just seeing the lines of fat…not big ones but then not tiny ones either…

There it was the Belly Fat…my permanent resident…my common law partner..

But no more I thought..what can I do to change it up

And you see I had to change it up because if I kept doing what I was doing I wouldn’t lose the fat. You can read the other posts. I tried.

I ran.

I climbed.

I drank to console myself

…..okay not so much the last one.

I needed to find something. A symbol to align myself to. A mast to nail my flag to. A proper Fender Strat in a sea of cheap knock-offs…

And then I found the high intensity workouts…and there IT was just looking at me. It was there slithering and tapping in an unobtrusive rhythm…spinning and spinning and tapping and tapping…

No…..it can’t be that…..it JUST…CANT…BE…THAT…SIMPLE…..

Ah but yes, dear friends, it is…

You see if you want to not spend your time pounding the pavement or the treadmill doing 30 plus minutes of cardio but you still want to see the benefits…

And..if you want to really ramp up your intensity when you have to and still be doing cardio…

And if you want to feel like an Oscar winner..even though it is a bit fiddly to get it going…

Get one of these puppies…

My Rocky Like Skipping Rope

WHAATTT???? IS that IT?

Yes, now stop thinking only girls skip and go out and get one.

You see, I can do alternate Boxer style now…it’s great..though it still catches from time to time. Hey I skip in my patio and there are weeds…so you know. Of course I still swear a bit when it does. Especially when I do the 300 skips workout.

So remember to put something soft down for your feet or use a sprung floor if you can. It’s better for the knees.

And there it is, friends. Isn’t it really just the best thing ever? A bit of rope and two handles. As beautiful as a burger in a bap. Just the Ultimate Weight Loss Gizmo. No IQ needed. That stupefyingly simple.

Go for it!!!

Micky

PS Hopefully some of you will recognize that I’ve been reading The Gary Halbert Letter. Apologies to those more attuned to the art of copywriting for the style aping… but they’re really funny…and effective and they rub off!